Barbs' Bizarre
A graphic autobiography by B.F. Postel

part II.........continued writings in progress

 

9/21/99

I.S.O.

Foot loose,
fancy free,
live wire,
fit-as-a fiddle,
off-the-wall,
Female, bon-vivant.

I.S.O. Soul-Mate,
to trip the lights-fantastic,
walk-on-the-wild-side,
sweep-me off my feet,
singing-in-the-Rain,
at the Shine-on-Harvest-Moon,
up Happy-Go-Lucky Lane.

Lets go for it,
keep it light,
burn-the-candle at both-ends,
sail into the Sunset,
reaching for the stars,
hand in hand,
tete a tete,
pied a pied,
and rock-on.

No fly-by-night,
over-the-counter druggie,
hot under-the-collar,
loose cannon,
good-time Charlies,
without visible means of support.

No dead-beat,
heavy baggage,
weak kneed,
shrinking-Violet,
yellow-streaked,
rubber-neck,
cheap-skate,
cry-baby,
doubting-Thomas,’
worry-warts.

No corn-ball jokers,
shop-worn cliché’s,
Johny-come-lately's,
strolls down memory lane,
up-the-creek,
without a paddle,
while shuffling off to Buffalo.

Beam-me-up,
channel-me,
do-me,
over and out.
No need to send a photo,
I can feel your vibes.

by Barbara Postel
on the-spur-of-the-moment,
as it popped into my head,
in a stream-of-conscious,
while champing at the bit,
in-a-rut, the wee-hours,
at the Crack-of-Dawn.

 

9/22/99 2A.M.

 No holds barred, in the Tunnel-of -Love

The window of opportunity,
knocking on my door.

Meet Me
When the Sun comes up,
in a glass house,
at the Head of a
Wooded-Hillside,
a Stones-throw,
from the of Rocky Cliffs,
at the Foot,
of a Babbling-Brook,
by the Mouth,
of the Meandering River.

Tacking a gamble,
one-of -a-kind,
chance-of -a -lifetime,
toss of the dice,
in a win- loose situation.

Throwing caution to the Wind,
dressed to kill

by Barbara Postel
in the Middle-of-the-Night,
waking up,
from my Deep Sleep.

 

 moon mist
 

circa 1963 New York City
 Raided Premises
The Bell-Air Hotel
a twelve story building near Needle Park
was my domicile.
West 72 street, across from the Dakota,
two railroad flats on every floor
occupied by dealers, junkies and more,
mine just one flight up
from the lobby door

It was a dark winter night and I heard,
a rapid loud knocking......
I opened the door.........
and a man ran through
in quite a hurry

He opened the window, ready to jump
when at the front door there was a great thump,
I yelled to the stranger,
the yard is dug ooooooouuuuuuttttttttt!
three stories down, there was great danger
as he disappeared in a flurry.

A second pounding, resounded throughout
The metal door rattling,
as I rushed to answer,
a swirl of blue uniforms,
at least seven,
Where the dope..........they screamed in deep voices,
(he jumped was my thought)
though I knew what they meant,
the giggles were erupting,
but I feigned terror,

They tore through my clothes and personal things,
claiming he was my boyfriend,
wheres the stash.
Never did I know the strangers name,
he was not a resident, no local fame.

One near the window, yelled to the other,
theres a man down there,
I went to look,
a funnel of flash - light
highlighted a circle
on a reclining body,
in a long black coat.

by Barbara Postel.

 

 

Inappropriate Laughter

Matzo Ball Soup
No one spoke as they sipped and slurped,
all in unison,
the spoons clacked,
against the porcelain bowls
oversized spoons all dripped and splashed,
in slow motion movements
to their lips.

The tension,
discomfort and silence,
in addition
the precision performance,
of mouths opening, mouths closing, like Radio City Rockettes
was a delight,
the strained atmosphere, puzzled faces,
as I bent over laughing, to this very funny sight.

 Puerto Rico circa 1963

 The palmetto bugs glided across the filthy matted rug, in the night across my face, it was a
small sleazy hotel in San Juan......,a big comedown after our ocean front apartment in Isle
Verde, but it was all we could find in a hurry......Yo Yo (my ill mannered Dachshund) had
attacked the owners watch dogs and I was screaming........blood was all over my dog, it was the watch dogs blood. Yo Yo, with his short paws, had defended himself. The landlords ordered us out by nightfall. My boyfriend, a saxophone player at one of the Clubs had to work that night. We moved in with his family after a few days on Calle La Luna, outside of San Juan, they had huge German Sheppard guard dogs in the back yard. Next door were a group of Dobermans behind a chain link fence, that Yo Yo teased by digging at the foot of their fence to get them,,, often I had to grab him and run because the Dobermans were frothing, snarling and Jumping.

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